Mommy, do I look like Robin Hood?
Mommy: “LOL Bowie! Wearing a green hood does not make you Robin Hood. Em..okie, why not be Robin Hood’s lil’ assistant for now?”
Not believing Mommy, I googled and found that indeed I don’t look like one 
This dude looks more like one:
(source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Wishbone_Robin_Hood.jpg)
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